“People Act Weird Around Me,” Claims Area Man Driving Used Police Car
An area handyman doesn't understand why people drive strangely around him.
Frank Zappa’s Ghost Confesses: “I Control Reality, and I’m Just Getting Started!”
Legendary rock musician Frank Zappa has apparently taken control of our reality from beyond the grave. In a bizarre and exclusive interview with the late artist, Zappa reveals that he is responsible for the chaos in today's world, including climate change, shifting geopolitical power structures, and even the popularity of fast-food chain Chick-fil-A.
Grass Valley Time Traveler Finally Unmasked: The Secret 1890 Scandal
A shocking discovery reveals a time traveler from 2023 caught on camera in 1890 Grass Valley, California. Seth Dendy was apprehended during the annual 4th of July parade, attempting to Google how to buy railroad stocks. His bizarre tale of time travel and stock market schemes has captivated historians and conspiracy theorists alike. At the same time, Grass Valley prepares for a "Time Traveler's Festival" to celebrate their newfound fame.
Meet the Nevada City Neighborhood Where GPS Mysteriously Doesn’t Work
One Nevada City neighborhood experiences all kinds of paranormal issues with GPS.
Grass Valley Teen Gets Pregnant at Teen Pool Party, Parents Sue
Parents are suing after teen becomes pregnant in local backyard pool.
747 Makes Emergency Landing at Nevada County Airport
The Captain decided to land the massive plane on the 4300ft runway, nearly 1/3 as long as a 747 requires.
Psychic Fair Organizers Fail To Predict Catering Error
You would have thought they would have seen that coming.
BriarPatch Adds Roundabout Around Salad Bar
Grass Valley's BriarPatch COOP has installed a traffic roundabout around its salad bar to mixed reaction.
Facebook to Allow Area Man’s ‘Merman Nipples’
"Dusk" James Tilson of Nevada City, CA will be allowed to bare his nipples on Facebook after winning a protected battle with the social media giant.
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