Saudis Purchase Del Oro Theater/Redesign Tower into Islamic Minaret
A new Islamic minaret to replace the old and iconic Del Oro Tower in Grass Valley, CA.
Study: Nevada City Children All Above Average
According to the Children's Excellence Center, they were conducting a study to encourage local youth to "reach for the stars" and had no interest in libeling nearby Grass Valley.
Substitute Teacher Fired for Showing Blazing Saddles to a 10th Grade Algebra Class
Local substitute teacher heroically battles the tyranny of algebra by screening 'Blazing Saddles' to bewildered teens, gets axed, and becomes a martyr in the war against wokeness. Plans to mathematically calculate the erosion of free speech in upcoming book: 'Algebra of Oppression.'
Snopes.com Rehires Brooke Binkowski as New CEO
After being recently fired, the former Snopes managing editor was re-hired to the fact-checking website as its CEO.
Exclusive Covid Hospital for Unvaxxed Accepting Patients as Soon as Monday
The new COVID ward is scheduled to open its doors at the beginning of next week. There will be a ribbon-cutting ceremony.
Cell Phone Tower Doubles in Size Following Record Rains
The controversial cell phone tower with was erected in Grass Valley's Brunswick Basin has grown by over 70 feet following a record-setting year for rainfall.
Area Grandpa Requests His Dead COVID Body Be Dumped on Mill Street
An elderly man stricken with the coronavirus has requested that his dead body be dumped in front of Mill Street businesses that insist on staying open during the pandemic.
Humpty Dumpty In Hospital ICU After Infecting Thousands
The popular nursery rhyme character and restaurateur Humpty Dumpty is in critical condition at a local hospital.
Area Woman Almost Dies Just Thinking About Mandatory Vaccinations
Lisa Fellows of Nevada City thought she was going to die at just the thought of mandatory vaccinations.
Latest articles