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    Russians Hack Georgetown High School JumboTron with Porn

    Washington D.C. -- A Russian hacking group is claiming responsibility for seizing control of a Georgetown high school stadium's JumboTron television and running porn...

    Local Creamery Discontinuing Popular Butter-by-Mail Service

    Nevada City's Better Butter Creamery will discontinue its popular butter-by-mail service.

    Area Dad Stuffs Birthday Piñata with Cow Organs for “Authentic” Experience

    In Grass Valley, Dr. David McKenzie's unique approach to his son's birthday left guests stunned: a piñata, traditionally filled with sweets, instead burst open to reveal a variety of real cow organs.

    Area Goodwill Donation Centers Preparing for “Nike Flood”

    As local conservatives engulf their Nike clothing in fire for no apparent reason, area Goodwill donation centers say they are being flooded with the apparel giant's clothing.

    Nevada City to Host Nation’s First 100% Gluten Market

    In a move co-sponsored by the Really REAL Friends of Nevada City and the Nevada County Republican Party, the quaint Sierra foothills community of Nevada City will host the nation's first and only 100% Gluten-only marketplace starting in 2019.

    PG&E Sends Thoughts & Prayers To Wildfire Victims

    Pacific, Gas & Electric's new Thoughts and Prayers program provides little relief for victims of wildfires.

    Frank Zappa’s Ghost Confesses: “I Control Reality, and I’m Just Getting Started!”

    Legendary rock musician Frank Zappa has apparently taken control of our reality from beyond the grave. In a bizarre and exclusive interview with the late artist, Zappa reveals that he is responsible for the chaos in today's world, including climate change, shifting geopolitical power structures, and even the popularity of fast-food chain Chick-fil-A.

    New Target Targeted in Anti-Target Target Ads

    In the wild, untamed land of Grass Valley, CA, an insidious corporate beast known as Target has been ambushed by anonymous guerrilla ad makers. These rebels, driven by a desperate need to save their community's soul, have ignited a firestorm of controversy, exposing the dark underbelly of a society enamored with convenience at any cost. As the war rages on, the citizens are left to confront their own twisted desires and the fate of their town.

    Briar Patch’s Payphone is a Brilliant Marketing Decision: Here’s Why

    So you're one of those people who still look for a public payphone. Well good for you. But wait, there's more. As a local, you may not be aware that the Briar Patch COOP has a public payphone. And here's why it's a great marketing move.

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