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One eyewitness claims she saw the vans hurrying out of the parking lot, with trees sticking out of the windows.

Portola, CA, was purchased by Guru O'shnish and his mystical quasi-Hindu-Indian cult from Oregon for $54 million, leaving each town member with above-market value for their properties. However, the decision to close the beloved Squeeze Burger inside the 7-Eleven on Sierra Avenue has left residents outraged. Meanwhile, nearby Graeagle is constructing a Trump-style wall to keep the cult out, while Quincy citizens simmer with jealousy and resentment over their town being deemed "too smokey and garish" by the cult.

Area home-schooled student Dane Speaker of Nevada City requested a chess-themed party for his 18th.

After the county and PG and E failed to plan for what everyone knew would be "that storm," many took to churches and prayers for help.

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A massive new study has found that cell towers kill disease-laden mosquitoes.

Women Against Meat or WAM, are organizing a protest to take place at the University on Friday during the morning commute.

A group of Nevada City Socialists are arming parking meters to raise revenues for the city.

"I've always been ahead of the curve," said David, maneuvering his shiny Tesla with the same haphazard enthusiasm that once made his Prius a rolling hazard. "This car doesn't just make me look smarter; it makes me a better driver."