Study: Briar Patch Parking Lot Keeps Most Conservatives Out
A recent study says that most conservatives avoid the Briar Patch due to the parking lot.
Nevada County Prepares for Santa by Leaving Out Weed and a 9mm Handgun
An annual Nevada County tradition, started over 60 years ago, continues.
North Korean Missile Debris Found in Northern California
Local residents report seeing what appears to be debris from a North Korean Missile launch.
Modern Country Music Used To Disperse Protesters
A new form of Long Range Acoustic Device (LRAD) was effectively deployed by local police over the weekend.
Saudis Purchase Del Oro Theater/Redesign Tower into Islamic Minaret
A new Islamic minaret to replace the old and iconic Del Oro Tower in Grass Valley, CA.
Study: Nevada City Children All Above Average
According to the Children's Excellence Center, they were conducting a study to encourage local youth to "reach for the stars" and had no interest in libeling nearby Grass Valley.
Substitute Teacher Fired for Showing Blazing Saddles to a 10th Grade Algebra Class
Local substitute teacher heroically battles the tyranny of algebra by screening 'Blazing Saddles' to bewildered teens, gets axed, and becomes a martyr in the war against wokeness. Plans to mathematically calculate the erosion of free speech in upcoming book: 'Algebra of Oppression.'
Rep. Doug LaMalfa Seeks Food Stamps
Congressman Doug LaMalfa seen here enjoying is SNAP-purchased turkey hot dog.
Exclusive Covid Hospital for Unvaxxed Accepting Patients as Soon as Monday
The new COVID ward is scheduled to open its doors at the beginning of next week. There will be a ribbon-cutting ceremony.
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