A recent study says that most conservatives avoid the Briar Patch due to the parking lot.

Study: Briar Patch Parking Lot Keeps Most Conservatives Out

A recent study says that most conservatives avoid the Briar Patch due to the parking lot.
Michael “Mike” Zeller, a working white guy from Southern California, has regaled his co-workers and family with his dream of moving from “high-tax” California to Texas for over 13 years.

Man Who Says He’s Moving From “High Tax” California is Still Here

Michael “Mike” Zeller, a working white guy from Southern California, has regaled his co-workers and family with his dream of moving from “high-tax” California to Texas for over 13 years.
Nevada City resident Charles Jones in his short-lived Permanent Autonomous Zone called "La Burgia" inside a Grass Valley, CA Carl's Jr.

Area Man Proclaims Autonomous State Inside Carl’s Jr.

Nevada City resident Charles Jones in his short-lived Permanent Autonomous Zone called "La Burgia" inside a Grass Valley, CA Carl's Jr.
A new report says Sierra City is not prepared for the influx of Alex Jones protesters. The Sierra County Sheriff begs to differ.

Report: Sierra City Not Prepared for 2019 Bilderberg Group Protesters

A new report says Sierra City is not prepared for the influx of Alex Jones protesters. The Sierra County Sheriff begs to differ.
Nevada City, CA hopes to use several "crowd sourcing" platforms to generate operating income for the fiscally strapped city.

Nevada City Becomes Nation’s First Crowdfunded Town

Nevada City says that it plans to repeal and replace traditional revenue sources like taxes and fines, and use crowdsourcing systems to pay for the operations of the town.
A massive dolphin masturbation ring was busted up outside the Nevada City, CA city limits by Federal officials working with the local Sheriff.

Feds Bust Local Dolphin Masturbation Ring

A massive dolphin masturbation ring was busted up outside the Nevada City, CA city limits by Federal officials working with the local Sheriff.
Area Man Brock Whalen of Penn Valley wants to make the conservative township great again.

Area Man Promises to Make Penn Valley Great Again

Area Man Brock Whalen of Penn Valley wants to make the conservative township great again.
Mr. Cutting’s gang seen here on Commercial Street keeping out what he calls “Irish vermin.” Photo courtesy from the mind of David C. Jensen.

Nevada City Passes Anti-Irish Gang Ordinance

After recent gang violence has threaten the burgeoning, yet fragile Nevada City tourism industry, the city council has passed the nation's first anti-Irish immigration law in almost 120 years.
Dustin Jayce Dickens of Penn Valley, Ca seen here proposing to his Dodge RAM 3500.

Penn Valley Man Legally Marries His Truck

Dustin Jayce Dickens of Penn Valley, CA made history this week by marrying his RAM 3500 Truck.
An area activist calls for terminating all radio broadcasts to protect people's health, and occasionally property values.

Activist Calls for Terminating Harmful Local Radio Stations

An area activist calls for terminating all radio broadcasts to protect people's health, and occasionally property values.

Stay Connected

4,589FansLike
315FollowersFollow
27,632FollowersFollow
758FollowersFollow

Latest Articles

Famous author Stephen King spotted in local Grocery Outlet, and his appearance was captured by an area poet.

Area Poet Commemorates Stephen King’s Recent Appearance at Grocery Outlet

Famous author Stephen King spotted in local Grocery Outlet, and his appearance was captured by an area poet.

Area Idiot Uncomfortably Loud in Safeway Checkout Line

A Grass Valley family made a ruckus, as they always do, in a local Safeway over the weekend.

Area Redfish to Squat in 5G Cell Phone Tower

Taking back control from "Big Derp."

California Considers Selling Yosemite to the Chinese

Governor Gavin Newsom is considering what many are calling "the sale of the century."
Area homeless man Jimmie "The Home" Wilkonson has made himself usesful as a human parking meter. Source-ish: Brylie Oxley vis Wiki Commons.

Area Homeless Man Finds Purpose as a Parking Meter

So far the gig is working out for everyone involved. Even Nevada City is playing along thinking of "The Home's" actions as an attraction for tourists.

Thin Lizzy Fails to Energize Elderly Save Mart Shoppers

Kmart's experiment didn't turn out well either.