San Francisco’s Telegraph Hill Parrots Killed by Salesforce Tower Windmills
Mr. Praline knew the parrots' lives were in great jeopardy, and not only that, his livelihood as the city's premiere "parrot guide" was in trouble.
The Cast of “A Chorus Line” Briefly Stops Traffic on Highway 49
Officer Justin Olberham of the CHP trying to figure out how to stop the cast.
Suspicious Rice Cooker Left Outside of Salvation Army
The Police were dispatched to attend to a suspicious appliance outside of the Grass Valley Salvation Army.
Metallica Surprises Fans with a Free Concert at Local IKEA Store
Rock icons Metallica transform a West Sacramento IKEA into an impromptu concert venue, baffling shoppers as roadies wrangle cables over flat-packs. Megadeth's Dave Mustang counters with a power tool-laden gig at Home Depot, promising hard-hat mosh pits and nail-gun deals.
Nevada County Celebrates Its 501st Consecutive Chemtrail-free Day
In what activists are calling "the great relief," a spokesperson for th Nevada County-based group called Look Up! proclaimed that yesterday marked the 501st day without the scourge of overhead chemtrail spraying of our local skies.
Native American Casino To Open In Downtown Nevada City
The new home of the Nisenan Rancheria Casino located in downtown Nevada City.
Local Activists Propose Arming Deer Populations
Local animal rights advocates announced they want to "give the animals a fighting chance."
Charter School Students Stuck in Tulsa, OK Following Awful Chartered Flight Pun
"Dad said this was a real shithole place. Can I say that? Anyhow, I really like it here." said YRCS 8th grader Essence Dominics.
Area Schmuck Who “Didn’t Vote for Trump” Coincidentally Supported All of His Policies
When asked if being a victim makes him the real oppressor, he grew annoyed.
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