Saudis Purchase Del Oro Theater/Redesign Tower into Islamic Minaret
A new Islamic minaret to replace the old and iconic Del Oro Tower in Grass Valley, CA.
ISIS Targets Area Man’s 1989 Buick LeSabre
An area conservative blogger is growing increasingly concerned about a possible plot by ISIS terrorists to attack his 1989 Buick LeSabre. Retired Colonel Jack Ripper as been spending the past two years planning for what he calls "a massive 'moooslem' attack on his Idaho Maryland Road home.
Study: Nevada City Children All Above Average
According to the Children's Excellence Center, they were conducting a study to encourage local youth to "reach for the stars" and had no interest in libeling nearby Grass Valley.
Substitute Teacher Fired for Showing Blazing Saddles to a 10th Grade Algebra Class
Local substitute teacher heroically battles the tyranny of algebra by screening 'Blazing Saddles' to bewildered teens, gets axed, and becomes a martyr in the war against wokeness. Plans to mathematically calculate the erosion of free speech in upcoming book: 'Algebra of Oppression.'
Burglar Steals Bookstore Bookshelves, Leaves Books
Area area burglar stole two bookshelves from a local bookstore, but left the books.
Rep. Doug LaMalfa Seeks Food Stamps
Congressman Doug LaMalfa seen here enjoying is SNAP-purchased turkey hot dog.
Elks Lodge to Host Roundabout Support Group
The Grass Valley Elk's Lodge held a contentious "support group" to discuss the menacing East Main Street Roundabout.
Snopes.com Rehires Brooke Binkowski as New CEO
After being recently fired, the former Snopes managing editor was re-hired to the fact-checking website as its CEO.
Exclusive Covid Hospital for Unvaxxed Accepting Patients as Soon as Monday
The new COVID ward is scheduled to open its doors at the beginning of next week. There will be a ribbon-cutting ceremony.
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