Long-time Nevada City resident, entrepreneur and coffee aficionado Sarah Benfer is opening the Nation’s first “human processed” coffee roaster.

New Local Roaster To Sell Poop-Processed Celebrity Coffee

Long-time Nevada City resident, entrepreneur and coffee aficionado Sarah Benfer is opening the Nation's first "human processed" coffee roaster featuring celebrities.
In an effort to stay relevant and "hip," Lake of the Pines is experimenting with the Comic Sans font.

Lake of the Pines Considers Controversial Comic Sans Font

In an effort to stay relevant and "hip," Lake of the Pines is experimenting with the Comic Sans font.

Area Woman to Replace Dull Scissors But “Might Keep Them Around”

Nancy Woods said she'll keep her old scissors "just in case."
French Existentialists Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir were removed from an area Ross Dress for Less after Mr. Sartre refused to extinguish his cigarette.

Existentialists Booted from Ross Clothing Store for Smoking

French Existentialists Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir where removed from an area Ross Dress for Less clothing store when Mr. Sartre ignored numerous requests to stop smoking.
A Nevada City guinea pig seemed uninterested in a "short rib treat" left by its 12 year old owner.

Area Guinea Pig Unimpressed With Leftover Short Rib

A Nevada City guinea pig seemed uninterested in a "short rib treat" left by its 12 year old owner.
A shocked Adjunct Video CEO Jeffery Oldheim seen here listening to co-worker Perry Clayson rattle off nuclear preparation protocols.

Area Worker Implements Nuclear Strike Protocols During All Hands Meeting

A shocked Adjunct Video CEO Jeffery Oldheim seen here listening to co-worker Perry Clayson rattle off nuclear preparation protocols.

Area Racist Accidentally Polite To Asian Waiter

During a rather routine dinner at local restaurant Asian Gardens, Terry Adkinson was accidentally polite to his Asian waiter after thoroughly enjoying what he believed to be an "authentic oriental meal" of orange chicken.
James Richards seen before his recent death looking at his exclusive NASA photos of Earth taken from Space..

Area Man’s Space Satellite Photo Collection Probably Just a Rusty 1952 Chevy Truck

Retired area "old-timer" James Richards has shared a special stash of photos he collected from "his NASA years" with family and friends. However since his recent passing, his son Richard suspects that his Father might have invented not only his astrophysics background, but also fabricated stories about his exclusive "space pictures" of Earth.
The Del Oro Theater will sport advertisements for local businesses.

Del Oro Mural to Be Replaced with Directions to McDonald’s

Controversy erupted this week with the Grass Valley city council voted to replace the Del Oro Theater mural with directions to McDonald's.
Area guinea pig Chewy-Dewey has obtained a higher level of consciousness after being overfed timothy hay.

Area Guinea Pig Obtains Higher Consciousness In Pile Of Timothy Hay

An area guinea pig has found peace and self actualization after his 11-year old owner Stephanie Jameson accidentally have the creature a double amount of timothy hay earlier this week.

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Cedar Ridge resident and frequent Starbucks patron Janet Williams didn't remember why she was in the popular chain's drive-thru located on Freeman Lane.

Area Woman Not Sure Why She’s in the Starbucks Drive-Thru

Cedar Ridge resident and frequent Starbucks patron Janet Williams didn't remember why she was in the popular chain's drive-thru located on Freeman Lane.

A Grass Valley Man Who Claims ‘What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger’, Dies

Jory James of Grass Valley died last Friday in a most ironic way.
Bob "Red" Folstein

North San Juan Man Just Wants to be Left the Hell Alone

North San Juan resident, poet, painter, and occasional "alternative" farmer Bob "Red" Folstein just wants you to stop asking him questions.
Nevada City's Lisa Fellows doesn't care what the data and science says about vaccinations because, "that's just her opinion."

Anti-Vaxxer’s Opinion Fails to Prevent Measles Outbreak

Nevada City's Lisa Fellows doesn't care what the data and science says about vaccinations because, "that's just her opinion."

Area Conspiracy Theorist Enjoys Scaring People: “It’s a Sport”

Sairhra Ramun of Nevada City says scaring people without evidence is part of waking up "the sheeple."
Area Boy Recovering After Shark Attack

Grass Valley Boy Recovering After Shark Attack

Adam Mills, 16, sustained non-life threatening injuries after he was attacked by, in his words, "a really big f'ing shark" while paddle boarding on the iconic Sierra Nevada foothills lake.