A Nevada City guinea pig seemed uninterested in a "short rib treat" left by its 12 year old owner.

Area Guinea Pig Unimpressed With Leftover Short Rib

A Nevada City guinea pig seemed uninterested in a "short rib treat" left by its 12 year old owner.

Protests Break Out Over Proposed Blazing Saddles Showing

Protesters, led by Nevada City's Sairhra Ramun, held a demonstration out in front of Grass Valley's Del Oro Theater.

Area Racist Accidentally Polite To Asian Waiter

During a rather routine dinner at local restaurant Asian Gardens, Terry Adkinson was accidentally polite to his Asian waiter after thoroughly enjoying what he believed to be an "authentic oriental meal" of orange chicken.
French Existentialists Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir were removed from an area Ross Dress for Less after Mr. Sartre refused to extinguish his cigarette.

Existentialists Booted from Ross Clothing Store for Smoking

French Existentialists Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir where removed from an area Ross Dress for Less clothing store when Mr. Sartre ignored numerous requests to stop smoking.
What started out as an outrageous rumor on 4chan.com, has turned into a full-blown conspiracy theory for Sacramento-based comedian Keith Lowell Jensen.

Is Comedian Keith Lowell Jensen U2’s The Edge?

What started out as an outrageous rumor on 4chan.com, has turned into a full-blown conspiracy theory for Sacramento-based comedian Keith Lowell Jensen.
An area dog is recovering from what many are calling a tasteless act of cruelty.

Mohawk Dog Rescued From Evil Tasteless Owner

An area dog is recovering from what many are calling a tasteless act of cruelty.
The California contingent of the State of Jefferson (SoJ) secessionist movement announced today that it plans on establishing the nation's first Sasquatch sanctuary and refuge which will be located in Siskiyou County.

The State of Jefferson to Host Nation’s First Bigfoot Sanctuary

The California contingent of the State of Jefferson (SoJ) secessionist movement announced today that it plans on establishing the nation's first Sasquatch sanctuary located in Siskiyou County.

Locals: Who Do I Have to Blow to Get A Meal Delivered in this...

I would happily pay a delivery charge-hell, I'd even tolerate a long wait time if it meant I didn't have to put on pants, set down my Manhattan, drag my ass downtown, put out my cigarette, and talk to people. I shouldn't have to talk to people to eat.
A recently discovered photograph seems to show aviation innovator Lyman Gilmore flying over Grass Valley, CA in 1902.

New Photographic Evidence Suggests Wright Brothers Not First to Flight

A recently discovered photograph seems to show aviation innovator Lyman Gilmore flying over Grass Valley, CA in 1902.
The traveling Chemtrail Film Festival will be visiting several "activist-friendly" cities and Sedona, AZ.

Chemtrail Film Festival Coming To Nevada City

The Chemtrail Action Network (CAN) announced the first ever traveling Chemtrail Film Festival coming to Nevada City, CA this August. The film festival will be making its first stop in the secluded Sierra Nevada Foothills town for a 4 day run starting on the 14th of August and running until 18th.

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Famous author Stephen King spotted in local Grocery Outlet, and his appearance was captured by an area poet.

Area Poet Commemorates Stephen King’s Recent Appearance at Grocery Outlet

Famous author Stephen King spotted in local Grocery Outlet, and his appearance was captured by an area poet.

Area Idiot Uncomfortably Loud in Safeway Checkout Line

A Grass Valley family made a ruckus, as they always do, in a local Safeway over the weekend.

Area Redfish to Squat in 5G Cell Phone Tower

Taking back control from "Big Derp."

California Considers Selling Yosemite to the Chinese

Governor Gavin Newsom is considering what many are calling "the sale of the century."
Area homeless man Jimmie "The Home" Wilkonson has made himself usesful as a human parking meter. Source-ish: Brylie Oxley vis Wiki Commons.

Area Homeless Man Finds Purpose as a Parking Meter

So far the gig is working out for everyone involved. Even Nevada City is playing along thinking of "The Home's" actions as an attraction for tourists.

Thin Lizzy Fails to Energize Elderly Save Mart Shoppers

Kmart's experiment didn't turn out well either.