Long-time Nevada City resident, entrepreneur and coffee aficionado Sarah Benfer is opening the Nation’s first “human processed” coffee roaster.

New Local Roaster To Sell Poop-Processed Celebrity Coffee

Long-time Nevada City resident, entrepreneur and coffee aficionado Sarah Benfer is opening the Nation's first "human processed" coffee roaster featuring celebrities.
In an effort to stay relevant and "hip," Lake of the Pines is experimenting with the Comic Sans font.

Lake of the Pines Considers Controversial Comic Sans Font

In an effort to stay relevant and "hip," Lake of the Pines is experimenting with the Comic Sans font.

Area Woman to Replace Dull Scissors But “Might Keep Them Around”

Nancy Woods said she'll keep her old scissors "just in case."
French Existentialists Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir were removed from an area Ross Dress for Less after Mr. Sartre refused to extinguish his cigarette.

Existentialists Booted from Ross Clothing Store for Smoking

French Existentialists Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir where removed from an area Ross Dress for Less clothing store when Mr. Sartre ignored numerous requests to stop smoking.
A Nevada City guinea pig seemed uninterested in a "short rib treat" left by its 12 year old owner.

Area Guinea Pig Unimpressed With Leftover Short Rib

A Nevada City guinea pig seemed uninterested in a "short rib treat" left by its 12 year old owner.
A shocked Adjunct Video CEO Jeffery Oldheim seen here listening to co-worker Perry Clayson rattle off nuclear preparation protocols.

Area Worker Implements Nuclear Strike Protocols During All Hands Meeting

A shocked Adjunct Video CEO Jeffery Oldheim seen here listening to co-worker Perry Clayson rattle off nuclear preparation protocols.

Area Racist Accidentally Polite To Asian Waiter

During a rather routine dinner at local restaurant Asian Gardens, Terry Adkinson was accidentally polite to his Asian waiter after thoroughly enjoying what he believed to be an "authentic oriental meal" of orange chicken.
James Richards seen before his recent death looking at his exclusive NASA photos of Earth taken from Space..

Area Man’s Space Satellite Photo Collection Probably Just a Rusty 1952 Chevy Truck

Retired area "old-timer" James Richards has shared a special stash of photos he collected from "his NASA years" with family and friends. However since his recent passing, his son Richard suspects that his Father might have invented not only his astrophysics background, but also fabricated stories about his exclusive "space pictures" of Earth.
The Del Oro Theater will sport advertisements for local businesses.

Del Oro Mural to Be Replaced with Directions to McDonald’s

Controversy erupted this week with the Grass Valley city council voted to replace the Del Oro Theater mural with directions to McDonald's.
Area guinea pig Chewy-Dewey has obtained a higher level of consciousness after being overfed timothy hay.

Area Guinea Pig Obtains Higher Consciousness In Pile Of Timothy Hay

An area guinea pig has found peace and self actualization after his 11-year old owner Stephanie Jameson accidentally have the creature a double amount of timothy hay earlier this week.

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The Nevada County anti-Chemtrail group "Look Up!" celebrated the 201st Day without spraying.

Nevada County Celebrates Its 501st Consecutive Chemtrail-free Day

In what activists are calling "the great relief," a spokesperson for th Nevada County-based group called Look Up! proclaimed that yesterday marked the 501st day without the scourge of overhead chemtrail spraying of our local skies.
The underwater "ruins" of Atlantis discovered on the Nevada side of Lake Tahoe.

Atlantis Found at the Bottom of Lake Tahoe

The underwater "ruins" of Atlantis discovered on the Nevada side of Lake Tahoe.
ISIS Terrorists in their hidden cave located in a remote part of Nevada County.

ISIS Training Camp Raided At Nevada County State Park

Local authorities and Federal law enforcement have broken up an elaborate ISIS terrorist operation in the Sierra Foothills state park Malakoff Diggins.
Some residents are relieved after decades of worrying about the historic bridge.

Highway 49 Bridge Finally Collapses After Decades of Predictions

Some residents are relieved after decades of worrying about the historic bridge.
A Mokelumne Hill man is lucky to be alive after falling 730 feet in a failed suicide attempt.

Man Falls Off Forest Hill Bridge After Accidentally Shooting Himself While on Heroin

A Mokelumne Hill man is lucky to be alive after falling 730 feet in a failed suicide attempt.
Lake Wildwood conservative activist Brock Whalen has made a career out of straight talk.

Area Jerk Calls ‘Em Like He Sees ‘Em

Lake Wildwood conservative activist Brock Whalen has made a career out of straight talk.