Perry Goldfinder

Perry Goldfinder, exists to cause fuckery and shock people. Overly complex abstract thinking leaves jokes flying way over your head, safely in a realm where no one can judge if they ever made sense in the first place. Trained in the art of one-way-heckling, Perry assures you that he can dish it; but cannot take it. Editor reviews have been known to tear him up, creating a downward cycle of ever darkening local and world news. Take precaution against the addictive nature of Mr. Goldfinder's sublime and miserable craft.

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Harm the Homeless Facebook Group Urges Members Not to Actually Harm the Homeless

A local anti-homeless Facebook group doesn't seem to get it.

Area Homeless Publishing Pictures of Safeway Shoppers

The local homeless population is fighting back against hatred.

Local Patriots Search Arriving Buses For ‘Homeless Transplants’

A local group of self-proclaimed "patriots" have a solution for the area's homeless problem.

Bilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2020

The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort in May of 2019.

Area Man Cited For Surfing the Lake Oroville Spillway

Grass Valley's self-proclaimed "ganja surfer" Seth Mastrangelo is thrilled to have the Oroville Dam Spillway open again.
Artist’s depiction of the BriarPatch Roundabout.

Roundabout Approved For Briar Patch Parking Lot

The Grass Valley BriarPatch COOP leadership announced today that it plans on moving forward with a controversial Roundabout in the parking lot.