Perry Goldfinder

Perry Goldfinder, exists to cause fuckery and shock people. Overly complex abstract thinking leaves jokes flying way over your head, safely in a realm where no one can judge if they ever made sense in the first place. Trained in the art of one-way-heckling, Perry assures you that he can dish it; but cannot take it. Editor reviews have been known to tear him up, creating a downward cycle of ever darkening local and world news. Take precaution against the addictive nature of Mr. Goldfinder's sublime and miserable craft.