Perry Goldfinder

Perry Goldfinder, exists to cause fuckery and shock people. Overly complex abstract thinking leaves jokes flying way over your head, safely in a realm where no one can judge if they ever made sense in the first place. Trained in the art of one-way-heckling, Perry assures you that he can dish it; but cannot take it. Editor reviews have been known to tear him up, creating a downward cycle of ever darkening local and world news. Take precaution against the addictive nature of Mr. Goldfinder's sublime and miserable craft.

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Area Redfish to Squat in 5G Cell Phone Tower

Taking back control from "Big Derp."

California Considers Selling Yosemite to the Chinese

Governor Gavin Newsom is considering what many are calling "the sale of the century."
Area homeless man Jimmie "The Home" Wilkonson has made himself usesful as a human parking meter. Source-ish: Brylie Oxley vis Wiki Commons.

Area Homeless Man Finds Purpose as a Parking Meter

So far the gig is working out for everyone involved. Even Nevada City is playing along thinking of "The Home's" actions as an attraction for tourists.

Thin Lizzy Fails to Energize Elderly Save Mart Shoppers

Kmart's experiment didn't turn out well either.

Former Mayors Worried That Articles Might Be About Them

For over a century, Nevada City CA's leaders have worried that their unusual and conspiratorial opinions might be the subject of public scrutiny.

Area Grandpa Requests His Dead COVID Body Be Dumped on Mill Street

An elderly man stricken with the coronavirus has requested that his dead body be dumped in front of Mill Street businesses that insist on staying open during the pandemic.