Loretta Splitair
Loretta Splitair is the Broad Street Beacon's Media and Cultural Editor. She has written widely including publications such as Rolling Stone, The Atlantic and the Lady's Home Journal where she hosts a regular column on the ravages of Billy Joel's music entitled, Billy Joel is a Piece of Shit. Loretta is married to her second husband after her first died protesting railway expansion in Kansas. Please do not ask her about it.
Latest Articles
Area Poet Commemorates Stephen King’s Recent Appearance at Grocery Outlet
Famous author Stephen King spotted in local Grocery Outlet, and his appearance was captured by an area poet.
Area Idiot Uncomfortably Loud in Safeway Checkout Line
A Grass Valley family made a ruckus, as they always do, in a local Safeway over the weekend.
Area Redfish to Squat in 5G Cell Phone Tower
Taking back control from "Big Derp."
California Considers Selling Yosemite to the Chinese
Governor Gavin Newsom is considering what many are calling "the sale of the century."
Area Homeless Man Finds Purpose as a Parking Meter
So far the gig is working out for everyone involved. Even Nevada City is playing along thinking of "The Home's" actions as an attraction for tourists.
Thin Lizzy Fails to Energize Elderly Save Mart Shoppers
Kmart's experiment didn't turn out well either.
