Loretta Splitair
Loretta Splitair is the Broad Street Beacon's Media and Cultural Editor. She has written widely including publications such as Rolling Stone, The Atlantic and the Lady's Home Journal where she hosts a regular column on the ravages of Billy Joel's music entitled, Billy Joel is a Piece of Shit. Loretta is married to her second husband after her first died protesting railway expansion in Kansas. Please do not ask her about it.
Latest Articles
Teenager Informs Family That It’s Time to Leave
15 year old Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley abruptly informed his family on Wednesday that he "was ready to go home" from their outing at the Yuba River.
Local Woman Doesn’t See Why She Should Shower Before Getting in the Pool Because...
Area Woman Christine Wayfair is now in hot water with the Police following her protest at a local pool.
Suspicious Rice Cooker Left Outside of Salvation Army
The Police were dispatched to attend to a suspicious appliance outside of the Grass Valley Salvation Army.
Grass Valley Woman Uses Internet to Self-diagnose Gluten Disease
Shelly Wagner seen here "researching" scabies and ebola symptoms
Nation’s First 5G Vaccinations Offered at Nevada City Homeless Shelter
Nevada City became the nation's first to vaccinate against the dangers of 5G wireless technologies.
Nevada City 5G Injury Lawyer Files Bankruptcy
A local law firm has run out of money to fight the dangers of 5G.
