Loretta Splitair
Loretta Splitair is the Broad Street Beacon's Media and Cultural Editor. She has written widely including publications such as Rolling Stone, The Atlantic and the Lady's Home Journal where she hosts a regular column on the ravages of Billy Joel's music entitled, Billy Joel is a Piece of Shit. Loretta is married to her second husband after her first died protesting railway expansion in Kansas. Please do not ask her about it.
Latest Articles
Dixon Voted NorCal’s #1 Place To Take a #2
Dixon has always been a traveler's favorite place to relieve themselves.
PG&E to Install Smoke Alarms on Power Poles
PG&E said late this week that it plans on installing thousands of fire detectors on power poles.
California Cigarette Purchases Now Require 7 Day Waiting Period
Smokers have to wait seven days for their cigarettes under a new California law.
PG&E Holds Electricity BOGO Sale
There could be a surge in business.
Area Cat Survives 24 Story Fall
An area cat made quite an impact on an area driveway.
Satirist Accidentally Backs Into Gay Joke
An area satirist doesn't know he's funny.
