Loretta Splitair
Loretta Splitair is the Broad Street Beacon's Media and Cultural Editor. She has written widely including publications such as Rolling Stone, The Atlantic and the Lady's Home Journal where she hosts a regular column on the ravages of Billy Joel's music entitled, Billy Joel is a Piece of Shit. Loretta is married to her second husband after her first died protesting railway expansion in Kansas. Please do not ask her about it.
Latest Articles
Nevada County Offers Free Driving Lessons For Subaru and Prius Owners
Nevada County owners of Subarus and Priuses will get free driver's education.
A Realistic Thanksgiving Day Hunt Ends with Save Mart Shoppers Running For Their Lives
An attempt at combining shopping with a "back to nature" ethic ended in a local grocery store evacuation.
ISIS Training Camp Raided At Nevada County State Park
Local authorities and Federal law enforcement have broken up an elaborate ISIS terrorist operation in the Sierra Foothills state park Malakoff Diggins.
Local Creamery Discontinuing Popular Butter-by-Mail Service
Nevada City's Better Butter Creamery will discontinue its popular butter-by-mail service.
Existentialists Booted from Ross Clothing Store for Smoking
French Existentialists Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir where removed from an area Ross Dress for Less clothing store when Mr. Sartre ignored numerous requests to stop smoking.
Nevada City Mayor Declares Herself Chancellor
The new Nevada City Chancellor hopes to escape upcoming sanctions and possible removal from office.
