Loretta Splitair
Loretta Splitair is the Broad Street Beacon's Media and Cultural Editor. She has written widely including publications such as Rolling Stone, The Atlantic and the Lady's Home Journal where she hosts a regular column on the ravages of Billy Joel's music entitled, Billy Joel is a Piece of Shit. Loretta is married to her second husband after her first died protesting railway expansion in Kansas. Please do not ask her about it.
Latest Articles
Bernie Sanders Returns Mike Bloomberg’s $18.53 Dollar Donation
The Sanders 2020 campaign doesn't want any money from any billionaire.
Mysterious Pile of Bricks on Broad Street Baffles Residents
Nevada City awoke this morning to find a large stack of bricks on Broad Street.
Nevada County Celebrates Its Longest Consecutive Chemtrail-free day
In what activists are calling "the great relief," a spokesperson for th Nevada County-based group called Look Up! proclaimed that yesterday marked the 501st day without the scourge of overhead chemtrail spraying of our local skies.
Bilderberg Protesters Trash Sierra City
The small Sierra Nevada town that hosted the mysterious meeting of elites has a lot of cleanup.
Modern Country Music Used To Disperse Protesters
A new form of Long Range Acoustic Device (LRAD) was effectively deployed by local police over the weekend.
California Mayor Tops “Most Profitable” List By Mortuary Today Magazine
A small Northern California Mayor is helping the death industry make record profits.
