Penn Valley Man Fails to Evade Traffic Violation After Calling Police Officer “The Deep State”
In Nevada County, where Highway 49 meets 20, Dustin Jayce Dickens's rush for a Squeeze Burger due to "low blood sugar" spiraled into a bizarre standoff with Officer Daniels, as he decried the traffic stop as a Deep State conspiracy, blending hunger with political paranoia in a uniquely American tableau.
An Exclusive Tour of Nevada City’s Secret Mineshafts
In Nevada City, a clandestine exploration beneath the quaint streets reveals more than just hidden tunnels; it uncovers a town rich in eccentricities, guarded by the whimsical Keepers and their rivals, The Diggers. Join Loretta Splitair as she navigates this underground saga, where history and humor collide in unexpected ways.
Nevada County Week in Review: Grass Valley Unveils World’s First Cryptozoological Park
Nevada County has once again emerged as a vortex of the vibrant and the visionary, hosting events that stretch the imagination from the depths of history to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.
Concern Spreads as Teletubbies Turn Grass Valley into a Sparring Ground
Grass Valley's leaders are in a tizzy after unearthing an underground fight club where Teletubbies throw down in secret, raising concerns about the town's image and the message it sends to our youth. The cuddly brawlers' nighttime antics have turned the once-peaceful streets into rings of revelry.
Man Bails on California to Go Someplace Shitty and Cheap
In a quest for 'freedom,' Brock trades Monterey's coastal charm for Idaho Falls' wintry desolation, only to find himself longing for the life left behind. His journey is a stark reminder of the trade-offs in pursuing ideological purity over environmental and cultural riches.
Area Conspiracy Theorist Claims We’re Living in a Denny’s Simulation
In a baffling twist to local conspiracy theories, Skyy Wolford has stirred up Nevada County by asserting that our reality is nothing more than a Denny's simulation, an idea that has the Placer County Minutemen and even astrophysicists scratching their heads over their Grand Slam breakfasts.
Meet Nevada County’s Renaissance Man: Skyy Wolford from Radiation to Cosmic Real Estate
In Nevada County, Skyy Wolford, the quintessential renaissance man, makes headlines again, weaving tales of time warps, Martian real estate, and elusive whales, leaving locals bemused and skeptics scratching their heads. His latest escapades challenge the mundane, blurring lines between fact and fiction with a mischievous wink.
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North San Juan Sisters Arrested for Illegal Weed Grow
Twin sisters Debra and Lola Hall were arrested on multiple charges this week.
Lake Wildwood Struggling to Enforce Christmas Light Ban
The notoriously restrictive Penn Valley gated community is having trouble with Christmas light violators.
Feds Bust Local Dolphin Masturbation Ring
A massive dolphin masturbation ring was busted up outside the Nevada City, CA city limits by Federal officials working with the local Sheriff.
How Your WiFi Is Poisoning Your Armageddon Supplies
A new 2-year study suggests that WiFi and cell phone radiation will damage your long-term Armageddon food supplies.
Saxophone-Playing Dad Who Serenades Area Goats, Largely Ignored
A Nevada City man was unsuccessful in his attempts to charm area goats.
Paranormal
Mysterious Flying Girl Caught on Video in Sierra County
A Grass Valley, CA man accidentally captured a strange phenomenon Just outside of Sierra City, CA.
Jesus Spotted In Western Nevada County Clouds
Jesus Christ appeared this past week in the clouds over Nevada County prompting some to celebrate and some to proclaim, "oh shit."
Chemtrail Film Festival Coming To Nevada City, CA
The Chemtrail Action Network (CAN) announced the first-ever traveling Chemtrail Film Festival coming to Nevada City, CA this August. The film festival will be making its first stop in the secluded Sierra Nevada Foothills town for a 4 day run starting on the 14th of August and running until the 18th.
Area Man Swears He Spotted Bigfoot
Grainy Photo taken by Mr. Bradenshauer which purportedly shows Bigfoot running away from him.
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