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Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Local Lake

A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffer the loss of the family's patriarch, Norman Barstad, who had lived with the family at their Spanish Lane home.

Local Militia Attempts to Reopen Denny’s

A Placer County self-proclaimed 'patriot militia' attempted to re-open a Newcastle Denny's restaurant.
A Mokelumne Hill man is lucky to be alive after falling 730 feet in a failed suicide attempt.

Man Falls Off Forest Hill Bridge After Accidentally Shooting Himself While on Heroin

A Mokelumne Hill man is lucky to be alive after falling 730 feet in a failed suicide attempt.
Nevada City, California will be the nation's first town to ban all 5G-related technologies.

Nevada City to Become Nation’s First 5G-free Zone

Nevada City, California will be the nation's first town to ban all 5G-related technologies.

Bilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2020

The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort in May of 2019.

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The Cast of “A Chorus Line” Briefly Stops Traffic on Highway 49

Officer Justin Olberham of the CHP trying to figure out how to stop the cast.
Nevada City to host the Nation's first Gluten-only market.

Nevada City to Host Nation’s First 100% Gluten Market

In a move co-sponsored by the Really REAL Friends of Nevada City and the Nevada County Republican Party, the quaint Sierra foothills community of Nevada City will host the nation's first and only 100% Gluten-only marketplace starting in 2019.
Nevada City resident Charles Jones in his short-lived Permanent Autonomous Zone called "La Burgia" inside a Grass Valley, CA Carl's Jr.

Area Man Proclaims Autonomous State Inside Carl’s Jr.

Nevada City resident Charles Jones in his short-lived Permanent Autonomous Zone called "La Burgia" inside a Grass Valley, CA Carl's Jr.
After receiving numerous threats from dogs owners, a local CO-OP has shut down all cat yoga sessions.

BriarPatch CO-OP Terminates Cat Yoga Sessions After Complaints from Dog Owners

After receiving numerous threats from dogs owners, a local CO-OP has shut down all cat yoga sessions.