Penn Valley Man Fails to Evade Traffic Violation After Calling Police Officer “The Deep State”
In Nevada County, where Highway 49 meets 20, Dustin Jayce Dickens's rush for a Squeeze Burger due to "low blood sugar" spiraled into a bizarre standoff with Officer Daniels, as he decried the traffic stop as a Deep State conspiracy, blending hunger with political paranoia in a uniquely American tableau.
An Exclusive Tour of Nevada City’s Secret Mineshafts
In Nevada City, a clandestine exploration beneath the quaint streets reveals more than just hidden tunnels; it uncovers a town rich in eccentricities, guarded by the whimsical Keepers and their rivals, The Diggers. Join Loretta Splitair as she navigates this underground saga, where history and humor collide in unexpected ways.
Nevada County Week in Review: Grass Valley Unveils World’s First Cryptozoological Park
Nevada County has once again emerged as a vortex of the vibrant and the visionary, hosting events that stretch the imagination from the depths of history to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.
Concern Spreads as Teletubbies Turn Grass Valley into a Sparring Ground
Grass Valley's leaders are in a tizzy after unearthing an underground fight club where Teletubbies throw down in secret, raising concerns about the town's image and the message it sends to our youth. The cuddly brawlers' nighttime antics have turned the once-peaceful streets into rings of revelry.
Man Bails on California to Go Someplace Shitty and Cheap
In a quest for 'freedom,' Brock trades Monterey's coastal charm for Idaho Falls' wintry desolation, only to find himself longing for the life left behind. His journey is a stark reminder of the trade-offs in pursuing ideological purity over environmental and cultural riches.
Area Conspiracy Theorist Claims We’re Living in a Denny’s Simulation
In a baffling twist to local conspiracy theories, Skyy Wolford has stirred up Nevada County by asserting that our reality is nothing more than a Denny's simulation, an idea that has the Placer County Minutemen and even astrophysicists scratching their heads over their Grand Slam breakfasts.
Meet Nevada County’s Renaissance Man: Skyy Wolford from Radiation to Cosmic Real Estate
In Nevada County, Skyy Wolford, the quintessential renaissance man, makes headlines again, weaving tales of time warps, Martian real estate, and elusive whales, leaving locals bemused and skeptics scratching their heads. His latest escapades challenge the mundane, blurring lines between fact and fiction with a mischievous wink.
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Rocklin, CA Enthusiastically Hands Off Low-Income Housing Responsibilities to Citrus Heights
Fred Dicks, a Rocklin-based, foot-obsessed podiatrist, said, '"It's like treating a bunion; you don't want to see it, so you just shove it in a shoe. It's toe-tally awesome!"
Jesus Spotted In Western Nevada County Clouds
Jesus Christ appeared this past week in the clouds over Nevada County prompting some to celebrate and some to proclaim, "oh shit."
How ‘The Keepers’ Have Watched Over Nevada City’s Underground Secret Mine Shafts
In the dappled shade of Cottage Street, there stands a house where time whispers secrets through the floorboards. This isn't just any Nevada City dwelling; it's the semi-annual council chamber of the Keepers, a group shrouded in as much mystery as the tunnels they vow to protect. With firm denials of any ties to the boisterous brotherhood of the Clampers, the Keepers' story is a tapestry of the clandestine, woven into the very fabric of this historic town. Join us as we step across the threshold of the unknown in this latest chapter of Nevada City's silent saga.
Investigators Stumble Upon Secret Graniteville Bunker
This is where the adventure begins. The following is a edited recount of Moonash's and Mr. Wolford's unusual discovery. Residents of the usually private and esoteric Sierra Nevada foothills community didn't know about this.
Nation’s First 5G Vaccinations Offered at Nevada City Homeless Shelter
Nevada City became the nation's first to vaccinate against the dangers of 5G wireless technologies.
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Nevada City Residents Trying To Locate Mysterious Source of Muslim Call For Prayer
Area officials claim they can't locate the noise, which has been repeatedly reported by as many as 10 people.
Cthulhu Spotted Over Nevada County
Cthulhu appeared in the skies over Interstate 80 late yesterday. There is no word from the octopus/dragon-like entity if it has any plans for the people of Earth, however its appearance probably means all humanity is about to end.
Grass Valley Time Traveler Finally Unmasked: The Secret 1890 Scandal
A shocking discovery reveals a time traveler from 2023 caught on camera in 1890 Grass Valley, California. Seth Dendy was apprehended during the annual 4th of July parade, attempting to Google how to buy railroad stocks. His bizarre tale of time travel and stock market schemes has captivated historians and conspiracy theorists alike. At the same time, Grass Valley prepares for a "Time Traveler's Festival" to celebrate their newfound fame.
Jesus Spotted In Western Nevada County Clouds
Jesus Christ appeared this past week in the clouds over Nevada County prompting some to celebrate and some to proclaim, "oh shit."
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