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    Penn Valley’s ‘Fuck Your Feelings’ Guy Says Socialism Feels Wrong

    In Penn Valley, where trucks are monuments and irony is the main course, Dustin Jayce Dickens' anti-socialism truck roars louder than his political understanding. As he champions public funding for better roads, he unwittingly parades the benefits of the very socialism he claims to despise.

    Penn Valley Man Fails to Evade Traffic Violation After Calling Police Officer “The Deep State”

    In Nevada County, where Highway 49 meets 20, Dustin Jayce Dickens's rush for a Squeeze Burger due to "low blood sugar" spiraled into a bizarre standoff with Officer Daniels, as he decried the traffic stop as a Deep State conspiracy, blending hunger with political paranoia in a uniquely American tableau.

    An Exclusive Tour of Nevada City’s Secret Mineshafts

    In Nevada City, a clandestine exploration beneath the quaint streets reveals more than just hidden tunnels; it uncovers a town rich in eccentricities, guarded by the whimsical Keepers and their rivals, The Diggers. Join Loretta Splitair as she navigates this underground saga, where history and humor collide in unexpected ways.

    Nevada County Week in Review: Grass Valley Unveils World’s First Cryptozoological Park

    Nevada County has once again emerged as a vortex of the vibrant and the visionary, hosting events that stretch the imagination from the depths of history to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.

    Concern Spreads as Teletubbies Turn Grass Valley into a Sparring Ground

    Grass Valley's leaders are in a tizzy after unearthing an underground fight club where Teletubbies throw down in secret, raising concerns about the town's image and the message it sends to our youth. The cuddly brawlers' nighttime antics have turned the once-peaceful streets into rings of revelry.

    Man Bails on California to Go Someplace Shitty and Cheap

    In a quest for 'freedom,' Brock trades Monterey's coastal charm for Idaho Falls' wintry desolation, only to find himself longing for the life left behind. His journey is a stark reminder of the trade-offs in pursuing ideological purity over environmental and cultural riches.

    Area Conspiracy Theorist Claims We’re Living in a Denny’s Simulation

    In a baffling twist to local conspiracy theories, Skyy Wolford has stirred up Nevada County by asserting that our reality is nothing more than a Denny's simulation, an idea that has the Placer County Minutemen and even astrophysicists scratching their heads over their Grand Slam breakfasts.

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    Grass Valley Man Advised to Double Bag Deceased Cat

    A Grass Valley resident is still grieving after discovering his beloved cat was caught under the wheel well of his Buick LeSabre and dragged for three city blocks.

    Mohawk Dog Rescued From Evil Tasteless Owner

    An area dog is recovering from what many are calling a tasteless act of cruelty.

    Local Leaders Concerned ANTIFA Behind Recent #BreadGate Unrest

    Every act is part of the revolution!

    Baby Moses Re-enactment Goes Horribly Wrong on Deer Creek

    A photo of the unidentified child on Nevada City's Deer Creek who was apart of the baby Moses re-enactment.

    Nevada County Vistors Warned Not to Approach Reindeer

    Jade Elscrow of Walnut Creek, CA knows first hand that Nevada County deer don't like him.
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    Nevada County Week in Review: Grass Valley Unveils World’s First Cryptozoological Park

    Nevada County has once again emerged as a vortex of the vibrant and the visionary, hosting events that stretch the imagination from the depths of history to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.

    Man in Arrowed Circle Not Doing Anything Noteworthy

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    Defense Department Testing Fluoride Chemtrails In Nevada County

    The DoD is expanding its current PZ-11X1 and PS-09B3 chemtrail distribution programs by adding aerosolized fluoride into its disbursement systems over Nevada County.

    Chemtrail Film Festival Coming To Nevada City, CA

    The Chemtrail Action Network (CAN) announced the first-ever traveling Chemtrail Film Festival coming to Nevada City, CA this August. The film festival will be making its first stop in the secluded Sierra Nevada Foothills town for a 4 day run starting on the 14th of August and running until the 18th.

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