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    Penn Valley’s ‘Fuck Your Feelings’ Guy Says Socialism Feels Wrong

    In Penn Valley, where trucks are monuments and irony is the main course, Dustin Jayce Dickens' anti-socialism truck roars louder than his political understanding. As he champions public funding for better roads, he unwittingly parades the benefits of the very socialism he claims to despise.

    Penn Valley Man Fails to Evade Traffic Violation After Calling Police Officer “The Deep State”

    In Nevada County, where Highway 49 meets 20, Dustin Jayce Dickens's rush for a Squeeze Burger due to "low blood sugar" spiraled into a bizarre standoff with Officer Daniels, as he decried the traffic stop as a Deep State conspiracy, blending hunger with political paranoia in a uniquely American tableau.

    An Exclusive Tour of Nevada City’s Secret Mineshafts

    In Nevada City, a clandestine exploration beneath the quaint streets reveals more than just hidden tunnels; it uncovers a town rich in eccentricities, guarded by the whimsical Keepers and their rivals, The Diggers. Join Loretta Splitair as she navigates this underground saga, where history and humor collide in unexpected ways.

    Nevada County Week in Review: Grass Valley Unveils World’s First Cryptozoological Park

    Nevada County has once again emerged as a vortex of the vibrant and the visionary, hosting events that stretch the imagination from the depths of history to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.

    Concern Spreads as Teletubbies Turn Grass Valley into a Sparring Ground

    Grass Valley's leaders are in a tizzy after unearthing an underground fight club where Teletubbies throw down in secret, raising concerns about the town's image and the message it sends to our youth. The cuddly brawlers' nighttime antics have turned the once-peaceful streets into rings of revelry.

    Man Bails on California to Go Someplace Shitty and Cheap

    In a quest for 'freedom,' Brock trades Monterey's coastal charm for Idaho Falls' wintry desolation, only to find himself longing for the life left behind. His journey is a stark reminder of the trade-offs in pursuing ideological purity over environmental and cultural riches.

    Area Conspiracy Theorist Claims We’re Living in a Denny’s Simulation

    In a baffling twist to local conspiracy theories, Skyy Wolford has stirred up Nevada County by asserting that our reality is nothing more than a Denny's simulation, an idea that has the Placer County Minutemen and even astrophysicists scratching their heads over their Grand Slam breakfasts.

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    Jehovah’s Witnesses Know You’re Home Right Now

    The current shelter-in-place orders are a "target-rich" environment for Jehovah's Witnesses.

    Nevada City 5G Injury Lawyer Files Bankruptcy

    A local law firm has run out of money to fight the dangers of 5G.

    Nation’s First 5G Vaccinations Offered at Nevada City Homeless Shelter

    Nevada City became the nation's first to vaccinate against the dangers of 5G wireless technologies.

    Nevada City Week in Review: From Public Nudity to Alien Sightings, Assange Asylum to Sacred Shroud Surprises

    In a week that outstrips the ordinary and embraces the extraordinary, Nevada City has once again proven that it's not just a town, but a living, breathing, occasionally streaking anthology of the unexpected. From its streets, where the line between the mundane and the mystical blur, to its latest, bold civic decisions, this small town has become the epicenter of an eclectic series of events that could fluster the most imaginative fiction writer.

    Area Anarcho-Capitalist Thinks Local Anarcho-Communist is an Idiot

    "This guy lives in la-la-land. It's basic economics. And that's something that Pete doesn't seem to get."
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    State of Jefferson to Host Nation’s First Bigfoot Sanctuary

    The California contingent of the State of Jefferson (SoJ) secessionist movement announced today that it plans on establishing the nation's first Sasquatch sanctuary located in Siskiyou County.

    Grass Valley Time Traveler Finally Unmasked: The Secret 1890 Scandal

    A shocking discovery reveals a time traveler from 2023 caught on camera in 1890 Grass Valley, California. Seth Dendy was apprehended during the annual 4th of July parade, attempting to Google how to buy railroad stocks. His bizarre tale of time travel and stock market schemes has captivated historians and conspiracy theorists alike. At the same time, Grass Valley prepares for a "Time Traveler's Festival" to celebrate their newfound fame.

    Researchers: Hitler’s Grave Found Outside of Sierra City, CA

    After recent revelations that Hitler may have not committed suicide inside his Berlin bunker in April of 1945, a crack team of anthropologists and archaeologists from Brigham Young and Southern Methodist Universities set out to find Hitler's grave.

    Biblical Archaeologists Find Noah’s Ark in Nevada City, CA

    A recently discovered diary from the eccentric gold rush preacher Wilford E. Shank suggests that Noah's Ark maybe in Nevada City, CA.

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