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Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Local Lake

A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffer the loss of the family's patriarch, Norman Barstad, who had lived with the family at their Spanish Lane home.

Local Militia Attempts to Reopen Denny’s

A Placer County self-proclaimed 'patriot militia' attempted to re-open a Newcastle Denny's restaurant.
A Mokelumne Hill man is lucky to be alive after falling 730 feet in a failed suicide attempt.

Man Falls Off Forest Hill Bridge After Accidentally Shooting Himself While on Heroin

A Mokelumne Hill man is lucky to be alive after falling 730 feet in a failed suicide attempt.
Nevada City, California will be the nation's first town to ban all 5G-related technologies.

Nevada City to Become Nation’s First 5G-free Zone

Nevada City, California will be the nation's first town to ban all 5G-related technologies.

Bilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2020

The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort in May of 2019.

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An area handyman doesn't understand why people drive strangely around him.

“People Act Weird Around Me,” Claims Area Man Driving Used Police Car

An area handyman doesn't understand why people drive strangely around him.
Nevada City Still Trying To Locate Mysterious Source of Muslim Call For Prayer

Nevada City Residents Trying To Locate Mysterious Source of Muslim Call For Prayer

Area officials claim they can't locate the noise, which has been repeatedly reported by as many as 10 people.

A Realistic Thanksgiving Day Hunt Ends with Save Mart Shoppers Running For Their Lives

An attempt at combining shopping with a "back to nature" ethic ended in a local grocery store evacuation.
The “Pay It Forward” checkout line allows BriarPatch customers to pay for the groceries of the person directly behind them in line.

Briarpatch Co-op Announces “Pay It Forward” Checkout Line

The “Pay It Forward” checkout line allows BriarPatch customers to pay for the groceries of the person directly behind them in line.
Nevada City, CA hopes to use several "crowd sourcing" platforms to generate operating income for the fiscally strapped city.

Nevada City Becomes Nation’s First Crowdfunded Town

Nevada City says that it plans to repeal and replace traditional revenue sources like taxes and fines, and use crowdsourcing systems to pay for the operations of the town.