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    Penn Valley’s ‘Fuck Your Feelings’ Guy Says Socialism Feels Wrong

    In Penn Valley, where trucks are monuments and irony is the main course, Dustin Jayce Dickens' anti-socialism truck roars louder than his political understanding. As he champions public funding for better roads, he unwittingly parades the benefits of the very socialism he claims to despise.

    Penn Valley Man Fails to Evade Traffic Violation After Calling Police Officer “The Deep State”

    In Nevada County, where Highway 49 meets 20, Dustin Jayce Dickens's rush for a Squeeze Burger due to "low blood sugar" spiraled into a bizarre standoff with Officer Daniels, as he decried the traffic stop as a Deep State conspiracy, blending hunger with political paranoia in a uniquely American tableau.

    An Exclusive Tour of Nevada City’s Secret Mineshafts

    In Nevada City, a clandestine exploration beneath the quaint streets reveals more than just hidden tunnels; it uncovers a town rich in eccentricities, guarded by the whimsical Keepers and their rivals, The Diggers. Join Loretta Splitair as she navigates this underground saga, where history and humor collide in unexpected ways.

    Nevada County Week in Review: Grass Valley Unveils World’s First Cryptozoological Park

    Nevada County has once again emerged as a vortex of the vibrant and the visionary, hosting events that stretch the imagination from the depths of history to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.

    Concern Spreads as Teletubbies Turn Grass Valley into a Sparring Ground

    Grass Valley's leaders are in a tizzy after unearthing an underground fight club where Teletubbies throw down in secret, raising concerns about the town's image and the message it sends to our youth. The cuddly brawlers' nighttime antics have turned the once-peaceful streets into rings of revelry.

    Man Bails on California to Go Someplace Shitty and Cheap

    In a quest for 'freedom,' Brock trades Monterey's coastal charm for Idaho Falls' wintry desolation, only to find himself longing for the life left behind. His journey is a stark reminder of the trade-offs in pursuing ideological purity over environmental and cultural riches.

    Area Conspiracy Theorist Claims We’re Living in a Denny’s Simulation

    In a baffling twist to local conspiracy theories, Skyy Wolford has stirred up Nevada County by asserting that our reality is nothing more than a Denny's simulation, an idea that has the Placer County Minutemen and even astrophysicists scratching their heads over their Grand Slam breakfasts.

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    A Grass Valley Man Who Claims ‘What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger’, Dies

    Jory James of Grass Valley died last Friday in a most ironic way.

    Nevada City’s Next Farm-to-Table Dinner to Feature Bigfoot Meat

    The meat will be served in several ways, from Bigfoot tartare to slow-roasted BBQ.

    Area Woman Not Sure Why She’s in the Starbucks Drive-Thru

    Cedar Ridge resident and frequent Starbucks patron Janet Williams didn't remember why she was in the popular chain's drive-thru located on Freeman Lane.

    North San Juan Cancels 2023 Cannabis Cup

    North San Juan (NSJ), CA -- In a surprising move, the North San Juan community has canceled its famed NSJ Cannabis Cup judging for...

    Graham Chapman’s Ashes To Visit the Center For The Arts

    The ashes of Graham Chapman, the very dead English comedian, writer, actor, and one of the six members of the surreal comedy group Monty Python, are coming to Grass Valley's Center for the Arts.
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    Cthulhu Spotted Over Nevada County

    Cthulhu appeared in the skies over Interstate 80 late yesterday. There is no word from the octopus/dragon-like entity if it has any plans for the people of Earth, however its appearance probably means all humanity is about to end.

    Mysterious Light Beam Photographed Over Nevada City, CA

    A picture of the mysterious light beam taken by Toby "Doob" Carnevale of Nevada City.

    Investigators Stumble Upon Secret Graniteville Bunker

    This is where the adventure begins. The following is a edited recount of Moonash's and Mr. Wolford's unusual discovery. Residents of the usually private and esoteric Sierra Nevada foothills community didn't know about this.

    Meet the Nevada City Neighborhood Where GPS Mysteriously Doesn’t Work

    One Nevada City neighborhood experiences all kinds of paranormal issues with GPS.

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