Mr. Cutting’s gang seen here on Commercial Street keeping out what he calls “Irish vermin.” Photo courtesy from the mind of David C. Jensen.

Nevada City Passes Anti-Irish Gang Ordinance

After recent gang violence has threaten the burgeoning, yet fragile Nevada City tourism industry, the city council has passed the nation's first anti-Irish immigration law in almost 120 years.

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Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Local Lake

A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffer the loss of the family's patriarch, Norman Barstad, who had lived with the family at their Spanish Lane home.

Local Militia Attempts to Reopen Denny’s

A Placer County self-proclaimed 'patriot militia' attempted to re-open a Newcastle Denny's restaurant.
A Mokelumne Hill man is lucky to be alive after falling 730 feet in a failed suicide attempt.

Man Falls Off Forest Hill Bridge After Accidentally Shooting Himself While on Heroin

A Mokelumne Hill man is lucky to be alive after falling 730 feet in a failed suicide attempt.
Nevada City, California will be the nation's first town to ban all 5G-related technologies.

Nevada City to Become Nation’s First 5G-free Zone

Nevada City, California will be the nation's first town to ban all 5G-related technologies.

Bilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2020

The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort in May of 2019.

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One of the several State of Jefferson Strip Clubs seen here in Yreka, CA.

State of Jefferson Opens Strip Clubs and “Pornorama”

State of Jefferson advocates hope to raise funds for lost cause through “XX” branding.
Area caller into KNCO's Swap Shop insists that his tires for sale are "like new."

KNCO Swap Shopper Assures Audience that His Tires are “Like New”

Area caller into KNCO's Swap Shop insists that his tires for sale are "like new."
Thorsten Urner's latest artistic experiment might have gone too far.

Nevada City Artist Hires Photographer to Capture Him Pooping

Thorsten Urner's latest artistic experiment might have gone too far.
A group of Nevada City Socialists are arming parking meters to raise revenues for the city.

Nevada City Socialists to Arm Parking Meters

A group of Nevada City Socialists are arming parking meters to raise revenues for the city.
The global patchouli shortage has impacted Nevada County in a significant way.

Global Patchouli Shortage Hits Nevada County Hard

The global patchouli shortage has impacted Nevada County in a significant way.