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    Penn Valley’s ‘Fuck Your Feelings’ Guy Says Socialism Feels Wrong

    In Penn Valley, where trucks are monuments and irony is the main course, Dustin Jayce Dickens' anti-socialism truck roars louder than his political understanding. As he champions public funding for better roads, he unwittingly parades the benefits of the very socialism he claims to despise.

    Penn Valley Man Fails to Evade Traffic Violation After Calling Police Officer “The Deep State”

    In Nevada County, where Highway 49 meets 20, Dustin Jayce Dickens's rush for a Squeeze Burger due to "low blood sugar" spiraled into a bizarre standoff with Officer Daniels, as he decried the traffic stop as a Deep State conspiracy, blending hunger with political paranoia in a uniquely American tableau.

    An Exclusive Tour of Nevada City’s Secret Mineshafts

    In Nevada City, a clandestine exploration beneath the quaint streets reveals more than just hidden tunnels; it uncovers a town rich in eccentricities, guarded by the whimsical Keepers and their rivals, The Diggers. Join Loretta Splitair as she navigates this underground saga, where history and humor collide in unexpected ways.

    Nevada County Week in Review: Grass Valley Unveils World’s First Cryptozoological Park

    Nevada County has once again emerged as a vortex of the vibrant and the visionary, hosting events that stretch the imagination from the depths of history to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.

    Concern Spreads as Teletubbies Turn Grass Valley into a Sparring Ground

    Grass Valley's leaders are in a tizzy after unearthing an underground fight club where Teletubbies throw down in secret, raising concerns about the town's image and the message it sends to our youth. The cuddly brawlers' nighttime antics have turned the once-peaceful streets into rings of revelry.

    Man Bails on California to Go Someplace Shitty and Cheap

    In a quest for 'freedom,' Brock trades Monterey's coastal charm for Idaho Falls' wintry desolation, only to find himself longing for the life left behind. His journey is a stark reminder of the trade-offs in pursuing ideological purity over environmental and cultural riches.

    Area Conspiracy Theorist Claims We’re Living in a Denny’s Simulation

    In a baffling twist to local conspiracy theories, Skyy Wolford has stirred up Nevada County by asserting that our reality is nothing more than a Denny's simulation, an idea that has the Placer County Minutemen and even astrophysicists scratching their heads over their Grand Slam breakfasts.

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    Former Mayor Must Attend Council Meetings in a Straitjacket

    In a majority vote, the City Council of Nevada City voted to restrain the former mayor.

    How ‘The Keepers’ Have Watched Over Nevada City’s Underground Secret Mine Shafts

    In the dappled shade of Cottage Street, there stands a house where time whispers secrets through the floorboards. This isn't just any Nevada City dwelling; it's the semi-annual council chamber of the Keepers, a group shrouded in as much mystery as the tunnels they vow to protect. With firm denials of any ties to the boisterous brotherhood of the Clampers, the Keepers' story is a tapestry of the clandestine, woven into the very fabric of this historic town. Join us as we step across the threshold of the unknown in this latest chapter of Nevada City's silent saga.

    Tiger Woods Threatens to Sue Grass Valley Over Mural

    Grass Valley, CA -- What was designed to be a local tribute to our community's appreciation for American heroes and tolerance for racial diversity...

    Area Woman Not Sure Why She’s in the Starbucks Drive-Thru

    Cedar Ridge resident and frequent Starbucks patron Janet Williams didn't remember why she was in the popular chain's drive-thru located on Freeman Lane.

    Concern Spreads as Teletubbies Turn Grass Valley into a Sparring Ground

    Grass Valley's leaders are in a tizzy after unearthing an underground fight club where Teletubbies throw down in secret, raising concerns about the town's image and the message it sends to our youth. The cuddly brawlers' nighttime antics have turned the once-peaceful streets into rings of revelry.
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    Area Cryptozoologist Disappointed to Learn that Local Bigfoot Really Just a Werewolf

    A critter cam caught what area amateur cryptozoologist Keith Bradenshauer claims is a werewolf.

    Nevada City and Sedona Vying for Earth’s #1 Spiritual Vortex

    Other cities and regions, such as Arcata, CA, and the entire Hawaiian Island of Kauai, are also vying for this coveted #1 spot. Fresno, CA, unfortunately, did not make a list.

    Jesus Spotted In Western Nevada County Clouds

    Jesus Christ appeared this past week in the clouds over Nevada County prompting some to celebrate and some to proclaim, "oh shit."

    “Red Dog Jim” Ghost Spotted on Highway 20

    The circumstances behind Jim H. Barnes' gruesome 1941 death are still a mystery.

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