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Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Local Lake

A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffer the loss of the family's patriarch, Norman Barstad, who had lived with the family at their Spanish Lane home.

Local Militia Attempts to Reopen Denny’s

A Placer County self-proclaimed 'patriot militia' attempted to re-open a Newcastle Denny's restaurant.
A Mokelumne Hill man is lucky to be alive after falling 730 feet in a failed suicide attempt.

Man Falls Off Forest Hill Bridge After Accidentally Shooting Himself While on Heroin

A Mokelumne Hill man is lucky to be alive after falling 730 feet in a failed suicide attempt.
Nevada City, California will be the nation's first town to ban all 5G-related technologies.

Nevada City to Become Nation’s First 5G-free Zone

Nevada City, California will be the nation's first town to ban all 5G-related technologies.

Bilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2020

The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort in May of 2019.

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Area Homeless Publishing Pictures of Safeway Shoppers

The local homeless population is fighting back against hatred.

US Navy Hospital Arrives at Scotts Flat Lake

Not everyone is convinced that the arrival of the USNS Comfort is a good idea.
Mr. Wolford is not a scientist, nor does he have any scientific training.

2.5 Mile Wide Comet to Impact Area Man’s Brain

Mr. Wolford is not a scientist, nor does he have any scientific training.
Bridget Doggins of Rhode Island Street is beginning to believe articles on the Internet are about her.

Grass Valley Woman Believes Online Articles Are About Her

Bridget Doggins of Rhode Island Street is beginning to believe articles on the Internet are about her.
“Russian” hackers have claimed responsibility for placing adult movies on an area high schools JumboTron. Source: High School Senior Kevin Thomas.

Russians Hack Local High School JumboTron with Porn

“Russian” hackers have claimed responsibility for placing adult movies on an area high schools JumboTron. Source: High School Senior Kevin Thomas.