Penn Valley’s ‘Fuck Your Feelings’ Guy Says Socialism Feels Wrong
In Penn Valley, where trucks are monuments and irony is the main course, Dustin Jayce Dickens' anti-socialism truck roars louder than his political understanding. As he champions public funding for better roads, he unwittingly parades the benefits of the very socialism he claims to despise.
Penn Valley Man Fails to Evade Traffic Violation After Calling Police Officer “The Deep State”
In Nevada County, where Highway 49 meets 20, Dustin Jayce Dickens's rush for a Squeeze Burger due to "low blood sugar" spiraled into a bizarre standoff with Officer Daniels, as he decried the traffic stop as a Deep State conspiracy, blending hunger with political paranoia in a uniquely American tableau.
An Exclusive Tour of Nevada City’s Secret Mineshafts
In Nevada City, a clandestine exploration beneath the quaint streets reveals more than just hidden tunnels; it uncovers a town rich in eccentricities, guarded by the whimsical Keepers and their rivals, The Diggers. Join Loretta Splitair as she navigates this underground saga, where history and humor collide in unexpected ways.
Nevada County Week in Review: Grass Valley Unveils World’s First Cryptozoological Park
Nevada County has once again emerged as a vortex of the vibrant and the visionary, hosting events that stretch the imagination from the depths of history to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.
Concern Spreads as Teletubbies Turn Grass Valley into a Sparring Ground
Grass Valley's leaders are in a tizzy after unearthing an underground fight club where Teletubbies throw down in secret, raising concerns about the town's image and the message it sends to our youth. The cuddly brawlers' nighttime antics have turned the once-peaceful streets into rings of revelry.
Man Bails on California to Go Someplace Shitty and Cheap
In a quest for 'freedom,' Brock trades Monterey's coastal charm for Idaho Falls' wintry desolation, only to find himself longing for the life left behind. His journey is a stark reminder of the trade-offs in pursuing ideological purity over environmental and cultural riches.
Area Conspiracy Theorist Claims We’re Living in a Denny’s Simulation
In a baffling twist to local conspiracy theories, Skyy Wolford has stirred up Nevada County by asserting that our reality is nothing more than a Denny's simulation, an idea that has the Placer County Minutemen and even astrophysicists scratching their heads over their Grand Slam breakfasts.
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National Hotel’s 5G-Shielded Suite Booked Through 2024
Nevada City's iconic National Exchange Hotel is getting some alternative upgrades.
Recent Murders Reveal Unlikely Suspect
Abu, known ironically as “Killer” by his owners, went on a murderous rampage this week.
Jehovah’s Witnesses Know You’re Home Right Now
The current shelter-in-place orders are a "target-rich" environment for Jehovah's Witnesses.
Snowstorm Havoc: Waste Management Dodges Gigantic Christmas Decor Trickery
After being flooded with phone calls, Waste Management published a press release broadcast on local radio stations
Grass Valley Time Traveler Finally Unmasked: The Secret 1890 Scandal
A shocking discovery reveals a time traveler from 2023 caught on camera in 1890 Grass Valley, California. Seth Dendy was apprehended during the annual 4th of July parade, attempting to Google how to buy railroad stocks. His bizarre tale of time travel and stock market schemes has captivated historians and conspiracy theorists alike. At the same time, Grass Valley prepares for a "Time Traveler's Festival" to celebrate their newfound fame.
Paranormal
Local Amateur Astronomer Spots Giant Black Cube Near Moon
Keith Bradenshauer of Alta Sierra, CA swears he spotted an enormous "Black Cube" near the moon.
Mysterious Light Beam Photographed Over Nevada City, CA
A picture of the mysterious light beam taken by Toby "Doob" Carnevale of Nevada City.
“Reopen” Protests Prompt Mothman Appearance
Some say the mythical Mothman appeared to warn about the dangers of reopening the economy too soon in light of the recent novel coronavirus pandemic.
Area Man Swears He Spotted Bigfoot
Grainy Photo taken by Mr. Bradenshauer which purportedly shows Bigfoot running away from him.
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