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    Penn Valley’s ‘Fuck Your Feelings’ Guy Says Socialism Feels Wrong

    In Penn Valley, where trucks are monuments and irony is the main course, Dustin Jayce Dickens' anti-socialism truck roars louder than his political understanding. As he champions public funding for better roads, he unwittingly parades the benefits of the very socialism he claims to despise.

    Penn Valley Man Fails to Evade Traffic Violation After Calling Police Officer “The Deep State”

    In Nevada County, where Highway 49 meets 20, Dustin Jayce Dickens's rush for a Squeeze Burger due to "low blood sugar" spiraled into a bizarre standoff with Officer Daniels, as he decried the traffic stop as a Deep State conspiracy, blending hunger with political paranoia in a uniquely American tableau.

    An Exclusive Tour of Nevada City’s Secret Mineshafts

    In Nevada City, a clandestine exploration beneath the quaint streets reveals more than just hidden tunnels; it uncovers a town rich in eccentricities, guarded by the whimsical Keepers and their rivals, The Diggers. Join Loretta Splitair as she navigates this underground saga, where history and humor collide in unexpected ways.

    Nevada County Week in Review: Grass Valley Unveils World’s First Cryptozoological Park

    Nevada County has once again emerged as a vortex of the vibrant and the visionary, hosting events that stretch the imagination from the depths of history to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.

    Concern Spreads as Teletubbies Turn Grass Valley into a Sparring Ground

    Grass Valley's leaders are in a tizzy after unearthing an underground fight club where Teletubbies throw down in secret, raising concerns about the town's image and the message it sends to our youth. The cuddly brawlers' nighttime antics have turned the once-peaceful streets into rings of revelry.

    Man Bails on California to Go Someplace Shitty and Cheap

    In a quest for 'freedom,' Brock trades Monterey's coastal charm for Idaho Falls' wintry desolation, only to find himself longing for the life left behind. His journey is a stark reminder of the trade-offs in pursuing ideological purity over environmental and cultural riches.

    Area Conspiracy Theorist Claims We’re Living in a Denny’s Simulation

    In a baffling twist to local conspiracy theories, Skyy Wolford has stirred up Nevada County by asserting that our reality is nothing more than a Denny's simulation, an idea that has the Placer County Minutemen and even astrophysicists scratching their heads over their Grand Slam breakfasts.

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    Papa Murphy’s Employee Rushed to Hospital After Accidently Wrapped in Cellophane

    In a startling mishap that left the Grass Valley community wrapped in concern, a local Papa Murphy's employee found himself the unintended filling in a cellophane wrap, sparking a flurry of worry and a call to emergency services.

    Local Woman Believes Online Articles Are About Her

    Bridget Doggins of Rhode Island Street is beginning to believe articles on the Internet are about her.

    Local Weather Balloon Experiment Proves Earth is Taco-shaped.

    A group of researchers from the remote Sierra Nevada Foothills community of North San Juan launched a P54-a3 high-altitude weather balloon late last week and discovered that the earth is curved like a taco.

    Nevada City Tests Aromatherapy On Hardened Criminals

    A new Nevada City ordinance is requiring the police to use aromatherapy for prisoners in local jails.

    Area Man Recounts His Long Relationship with Secret Psychedelic Casino Chimp

    An long-time area man took time out of his busy day to describe his decades-long realtionship with his Psychedelic Secret Casino Chimp.
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    Self-Driving Car Totaled After Bigfoot Encounter Near North San Juan

    When the Highway Patrol arrived on the scene, they found a mess of twisted metal and a little bit of hair.

    Mysterious Flying Girl Caught on Video in Sierra County

    A Grass Valley, CA man accidentally captured a strange phenomenon Just outside of Sierra City, CA.

    Local Amateur Astronomer Spots Giant Black Cube Near Moon

    Keith Bradenshauer of Alta Sierra, CA swears he spotted an enormous "Black Cube" near the moon.

    Area Cryptozoologist Disappointed to Learn that Local Bigfoot Really Just a Werewolf

    A critter cam caught what area amateur cryptozoologist Keith Bradenshauer claims is a werewolf.

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