Penn Valley’s ‘Fuck Your Feelings’ Guy Says Socialism Feels Wrong
In Penn Valley, where trucks are monuments and irony is the main course, Dustin Jayce Dickens' anti-socialism truck roars louder than his political understanding. As he champions public funding for better roads, he unwittingly parades the benefits of the very socialism he claims to despise.
Penn Valley Man Fails to Evade Traffic Violation After Calling Police Officer “The Deep State”
In Nevada County, where Highway 49 meets 20, Dustin Jayce Dickens's rush for a Squeeze Burger due to "low blood sugar" spiraled into a bizarre standoff with Officer Daniels, as he decried the traffic stop as a Deep State conspiracy, blending hunger with political paranoia in a uniquely American tableau.
An Exclusive Tour of Nevada City’s Secret Mineshafts
In Nevada City, a clandestine exploration beneath the quaint streets reveals more than just hidden tunnels; it uncovers a town rich in eccentricities, guarded by the whimsical Keepers and their rivals, The Diggers. Join Loretta Splitair as she navigates this underground saga, where history and humor collide in unexpected ways.
Nevada County Week in Review: Grass Valley Unveils World’s First Cryptozoological Park
Nevada County has once again emerged as a vortex of the vibrant and the visionary, hosting events that stretch the imagination from the depths of history to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.
Concern Spreads as Teletubbies Turn Grass Valley into a Sparring Ground
Grass Valley's leaders are in a tizzy after unearthing an underground fight club where Teletubbies throw down in secret, raising concerns about the town's image and the message it sends to our youth. The cuddly brawlers' nighttime antics have turned the once-peaceful streets into rings of revelry.
Man Bails on California to Go Someplace Shitty and Cheap
In a quest for 'freedom,' Brock trades Monterey's coastal charm for Idaho Falls' wintry desolation, only to find himself longing for the life left behind. His journey is a stark reminder of the trade-offs in pursuing ideological purity over environmental and cultural riches.
Area Conspiracy Theorist Claims We’re Living in a Denny’s Simulation
In a baffling twist to local conspiracy theories, Skyy Wolford has stirred up Nevada County by asserting that our reality is nothing more than a Denny's simulation, an idea that has the Placer County Minutemen and even astrophysicists scratching their heads over their Grand Slam breakfasts.
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Area Nazi Claims He’s Been Canceled by ‘Woke Mafia’
Jerry Caustic, a local Nazi sympathizer, is claiming that he's being silenced by the "woke mafia" who want to cancel anyone who doesn't agree with their liberal agenda. However, his claims are not based on any reality, and many are pointing out that they are simply fabricated concerns from fringe media outlets. It's time to confront and condemn hate speech and Nazi ideology in all forms.
Burglar Steals Bookstore Bookshelves, Leaves Books
Area area burglar stole two bookshelves from a local bookstore, but left the books.
Nevada City’s Deep Connection to Russian Oligarchs
For over a century, Russia's grip on Nevada City was relatively unknown, until now.
Self-Study Logging Course Deemed Unsafe By CalOSHA
Several Nevada County homeowners are angry after taking an online, self-study logging course.
Paranormal
Defense Department Testing Fluoride Chemtrails In Nevada County
The DoD is expanding its current PZ-11X1 and PS-09B3 chemtrail distribution programs by adding aerosolized fluoride into its disbursement systems over Nevada County.
Mothman Sighted on Sacramento’s Tower Bridge
Although Dustin Kemp of West Sacramento is a top performer at his job, he had no desire to beef up his resume with "paranormal researcher."
“Red Dog Jim” Ghost Spotted on Highway 20
The circumstances behind Jim H. Barnes' gruesome 1941 death are still a mystery.
CalTech Scientist: We Exist in North San Juan Man’s Dream
Caltech Astrophysicist Dr. Tral Aldrich believes we exist in a North San Juan, CA man’s dream.
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