French Existentialists Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir were removed from an area Ross Dress for Less after Mr. Sartre refused to extinguish his cigarette.

Existentialists Booted from Ross Clothing Store for Smoking

French Existentialists Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir where removed from an area Ross Dress for Less clothing store when Mr. Sartre ignored numerous requests to stop smoking.

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Illegal Trimmigrant Thwarts Nevada City Tweaker’s Gun Rampage

Illegal Trimmigrant Thwarts Nevada City Tweaker’s Gun Rampage

One man put a stop to this tweaked out gunman's rampage.
Area home-schooled student Dane Speaker of Nevada City requested a chess-themed party for his 18th.

Home Schooled Child Requests Chess-themed Birthday Party

Area home-schooled student Dane Speaker of Nevada City requested a chess-themed party for his 18th.
Lisa Fellows of Nevada City thought she was going to die at just the thought of mandatory vaccinations.

Area Woman Almost Dies Just Thinking About Mandatory Vaccinations

Lisa Fellows of Nevada City thought she was going to die at just the thought of mandatory vaccinations.
Janet Williams of Cedar Ridge loves the wide selection of knick-knacks at Ross.

Cedar Ridge Woman Regretting Impulse Purchases At Ross

Cedar Ridge power shopper Janet Williams has regrets about her recent trip to the Auburn, CA Ross Dress for Less store over the weekend. What started out as a whimsical "let's just see what they have in stock today" trip to the popular discount clothes and home furnishing store turned into a shopping odyssey as Ms. Williams filled up her Toyota Camry with over $250.00 of crap.

PG&E Sends Thoughts & Prayers To Wildfire Victims

Pacific, Gas & Electric's new Thoughts and Prayers program provides little relief for victims of wildfires.

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Nevada City is Safe… Unless the Urban Dictionary Invents a New, Nasty Definition For It

Internet Filters Blocking Gr*** Valley for Containing the Word, A**

Nevada City is Safe… Unless the Urban Dictionary Invents a New, Nasty Definition For It
The “Pay It Forward” checkout line allows BriarPatch customers to pay for the groceries of the person directly behind them in line.

Briarpatch Co-op Announces “Pay It Forward” Checkout Line

The “Pay It Forward” checkout line allows BriarPatch customers to pay for the groceries of the person directly behind them in line.
Zahhak Sobek, or better known by Grass Valley locals by give Earthly-given name of Gregg Koehler of Grass Valley, isn’t interested in returning to his home planet.

‘Over Stayed’ Shape-shifting Alien Fears Trump Deportation

Zahhak Sobek, or better known by Grass Valley locals by give Earthly-given name of Gregg Koehler of Grass Valley, isn't interested in returning to his home planet.
“Russian” hackers have claimed responsibility for placing adult movies on an area high schools JumboTron. Source: High School Senior Kevin Thomas.

Russians Hack Local High School JumboTron with Porn

“Russian” hackers have claimed responsibility for placing adult movies on an area high schools JumboTron. Source: High School Senior Kevin Thomas.