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This photo was taken seconds after the explosion on Scotts Flat Lake.

Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Local Lake

A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffer the loss of the family's patriarch, Norman Barstad, who had lived with the family at their Spanish Lane home.
Nevada City, California will be the nation's first town to ban all 5G-related technologies.

Nevada City to Become Nation’s First 5G-free Zone

Nevada City, California will be the nation's first town to ban all 5G-related technologies.

Bilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2020

The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort in May of 2019.

Area Man Cited For Surfing the Lake Oroville Spillway

Grass Valley's self-proclaimed "ganja surfer" Seth Mastrangelo is thrilled to have the Oroville Dam Spillway open again.

Self-driving Google Car Gets Stuck in Grass Valley Roundabout

A Google self-driving car caused a traffic jam in Grass Valley over the weekend. A Google engineer decided to try out the new driver-less car in this area to, as he explains, to put it through the paces of my own hometown, where I learned to drive.

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Grass Valley's BriarPatch has extended its in-store harmonica contest for an additional 2 weeks.

The BriarPatch’s In-store Harmonica Contest Extended for 2 Weeks

Grass Valley's BriarPatch has extended its in-store harmonica contest for an additional 2 weeks.

Mayor: 5G Will Interfere With Terrazzo Lighting

"You think the PG&E outages were a coincidence?"
A massive dolphin masturbation ring was busted up outside the Nevada City, CA city limits by Federal officials working with the local Sheriff.

Feds Bust Local Dolphin Masturbation Ring

A massive dolphin masturbation ring was busted up outside the Nevada City, CA city limits by Federal officials working with the local Sheriff.
Local authorities are urging calm during the upcoming military exercise in Grass Valley.

Nevada County Officials Urge Calm During Upcoming Martial Law Exercise

Several local and national law enforement officials are urging Nevada County residents to remain calm and indoors during an upcoming military exercise.
Following a "misgendered" issue at a Rocklin school, an area McDonald's is under fire for giving the boy's version of their famous Happy Meal to a "transitioning" child.

Rocklin McDonald’s Under Fire for Giving Boy’s Happy Meal to Transitioning Child

Following a "misgendered" issue at a Rocklin school, an area McDonald's is under fire for giving the boy's version of their famous Happy Meal to a "transitioning" child.