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An area boy is lucky to be alive after a freak shark attack on an area lake.

Area Boy Recovering After Shark Attack

An area boy is lucky to be alive after a freak shark attack on an area lake.

Area Racist Accidentally Polite To Asian Waiter

During a rather routine dinner at local restaurant Asian Gardens, Terry Adkinson was accidentally polite to his Asian waiter after thoroughly enjoying what he believed to be an "authentic oriental meal" of orange chicken.
I really like it here." said YRCS 8th grader Essence Dominics who was flinging her newly acquired Sig Sauer P938 around her index finger.

Charter School Students Stuck in Tulsa, OK Following Awful Chartered Flight Pun

"Dad said this was a real shithole place. Can I say that? Anyhow, I really like it here." said YRCS 8th grader Essence Dominics.

New Study Finds Vegans More Annoying Than Jehovah’s Witnesses

Women Against Meat or WAM, are organizing a protest to take place at the University on Friday during the morning commute.
A "spiritually-oriented" Nevada City woman has "smudged" her new home with sage to remove all its bad energy.

Nevada City Woman Smudges Home

A "spiritually-oriented" Nevada City woman has "smudged" her new home with sage to remove all its bad energy.

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Poor playing hasn't kept David "Davi" Simmons from his favorite instrument. Seen here at his usual place on Commercial Street.

Nevada City Man Still Sucks at Sitar

Poor playing hasn't kept David "Davi" Simmons from his favorite instrument. Seen here at his usual place on Commercial Street.
Area guinea pig Chewy-Dewey has obtained a higher level of consciousness after being overfed timothy hay.

Area Guinea Pig Obtains Higher Consciousness In Pile Of Timothy Hay

An area guinea pig has found peace and self actualization after his 11-year old owner Stephanie Jameson accidentally have the creature a double amount of timothy hay earlier this week.
Louise Albright and Jessica Downery are super excited about Two Girls One Cup Frozen Yogurt.

Childhood Friends Open ‘Two Girls, One Cup Frozen Yogurt’ in Penn Valley

Louise Albright and Jessica Downery are super excited about Two Girls One Cup Frozen Yogurt.
Dustin Jayce Dickens of Penn Valley, Ca seen here proposing to his Dodge RAM 3500.

Penn Valley Man Legally Marries His Truck

Dustin Jayce Dickens of Penn Valley, CA made history this week by marrying his RAM 3500 Truck.
Mr. Wolford is not a scientist, nor does he have any scientific training.

2.5 Mile Wide Comet to Impact Area Man’s Brain

Mr. Wolford is not a scientist, nor does he have any scientific training.