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Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Local Lake

A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffer the loss of the family's patriarch, Norman Barstad, who had lived with the family at their Spanish Lane home.

Local Militia Attempts to Reopen Denny’s

A Placer County self-proclaimed 'patriot militia' attempted to re-open a Newcastle Denny's restaurant.
A Mokelumne Hill man is lucky to be alive after falling 730 feet in a failed suicide attempt.

Man Falls Off Forest Hill Bridge After Accidentally Shooting Himself While on Heroin

A Mokelumne Hill man is lucky to be alive after falling 730 feet in a failed suicide attempt.
Nevada City, California will be the nation's first town to ban all 5G-related technologies.

Nevada City to Become Nation’s First 5G-free Zone

Nevada City, California will be the nation's first town to ban all 5G-related technologies.

Bilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2020

The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort in May of 2019.

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Naturopath "Doctor" Jerod Whitehorn Hoserben assumes he is going to be murdered at any moment.

Grass Valley Naturopathic Doctor Wonders Why He Hasn’t Been Murdered Yet

Naturopath "Doctor" Jerod Whitehorn Hoserben assumes he is going to be murdered at any moment.
The Wayne Brown Correction facility is going to feature a frozen yogurt shop.

Wayne Brown Correctional Facility to Close/To Become a Day Care Center

The Nevada County Sheriff's office announced today that the controversial Wayne Brown Correctional facility will close next month and be converted into a daycare center and a frozen yogurt shop.
Nevada City becomes the nation's first municipality to decriminalize nudity.

Nevada City Decriminalizes Public Nudity

Nevada City, CA -- After years of government lobbying by activist groups, Nevada City announced this week that it will become the nation's first...
Authorities allowed Millie Franks to keep her receipt pile shown here in her home.

Area Woman Buried By CVS Receipt Pile

Grass Valley resident Millie Franks was nearly smothered under 27  lbs. of CVS receipts on Saturday.
Area Woman Christine Wayfair is now in hot water with the Police following her protest at a local pool.

Local Woman Doesn’t See Why She Should Shower Before Getting in the Pool Because...

Area Woman Christine Wayfair is now in hot water with the Police following her protest at a local pool.