Nevada City Experimenting with Man Bun Tax
Nevada City will be the first in the nation to experiment with a "man bun tax."
Penn Valley’s ‘Fuck Your Feelings’ Guy Says Socialism Feels Wrong
In Penn Valley, where trucks are monuments and irony is the main course, Dustin Jayce Dickens' anti-socialism truck roars louder than his political understanding. As he champions public funding for better roads, he unwittingly parades the benefits of the very socialism he claims to despise.
Penn Valley Man Fails to Evade Traffic Violation After Calling Police Officer “The Deep State”
In Nevada County, where Highway 49 meets 20, Dustin Jayce Dickens's rush for a Squeeze Burger due to "low blood sugar" spiraled into a bizarre standoff with Officer Daniels, as he decried the traffic stop as a Deep State conspiracy, blending hunger with political paranoia in a uniquely American tableau.
An Exclusive Tour of Nevada City’s Secret Mineshafts
In Nevada City, a clandestine exploration beneath the quaint streets reveals more than just hidden tunnels; it uncovers a town rich in eccentricities, guarded by the whimsical Keepers and their rivals, The Diggers. Join Loretta Splitair as she navigates this underground saga, where history and humor collide in unexpected ways.
Nevada County Week in Review: Grass Valley Unveils World’s First Cryptozoological Park
Nevada County has once again emerged as a vortex of the vibrant and the visionary, hosting events that stretch the imagination from the depths of history to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.
Concern Spreads as Teletubbies Turn Grass Valley into a Sparring Ground
Grass Valley's leaders are in a tizzy after unearthing an underground fight club where Teletubbies throw down in secret, raising concerns about the town's image and the message it sends to our youth. The cuddly brawlers' nighttime antics have turned the once-peaceful streets into rings of revelry.
Man Bails on California to Go Someplace Shitty and Cheap
In a quest for 'freedom,' Brock trades Monterey's coastal charm for Idaho Falls' wintry desolation, only to find himself longing for the life left behind. His journey is a stark reminder of the trade-offs in pursuing ideological purity over environmental and cultural riches.
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“People Act Weird Around Me,” Claims Area Man Driving Used Police Car
An area handyman doesn't understand why people drive strangely around him.
Grass Valley Graffiti Obviously Done By Local Dumbasses
The local police are asking for any grammatically-correct information.
Nation’s First 5G Vaccinations Offered at Nevada City Homeless Shelter
Nevada City became the nation's first to vaccinate against the dangers of 5G wireless technologies.
North San Juan Man Claims Santa Claus Is Not Real, And He Has the Proof
After an exhaustive 1.5 year investigation, North San Juan resident Skyy Wolford published a self-proclaimed "Non-Santa Manifesto" on his local blog early this week.
Paranormal
“Red Dog Jim” Ghost Spotted on Highway 20
The circumstances behind Jim H. Barnes' gruesome 1941 death are still a mystery.
Self-Driving Car Totaled After Bigfoot Encounter Near North San Juan
When the Highway Patrol arrived on the scene, they found a mess of twisted metal and a little bit of hair.
5G Tower Kills Local Man
Local resident Joe Aguinaldo was killed by a cell tower while driving home from Nevada Club where he was nearly arrested for fighting a clown.
Portola’s Furry Love Affair: Bigfoot, Bob, and the Guru Next Door
In Portola, CA, an unusual love story unfolds between a local man, Bob, and Bigfoot, amidst the backdrop of Guru O'shnish's mystical cult. This heartwarming tale showcases the power of love and unity in a community facing unique challenges.
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